This morning when Eldest wandered into the kitchen I asked, as usual, whether she’d slept well?
This was her answer:
‘Actually, no! So I texted Middl’st and she texted back ‘Go away! I’m sleeping!’ so I texted Youngest and she texted back ‘Go away! I’m sleeping!’ so I texted my friend and he texted back that he was just out of a five hour meeting and looking at the moon so I texted him ‘Did the cow jump over it?’ and he texted back ‘I’m going home to sleep!’ so I was really bored and I got talking to God about stuff- at least He was awake!’
…all in one sentence and without drawing breath…