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Saturday, 26 June 2010

Doggerel Contest!

Remember I said as how it was my one year Bloggiversary recently? Well I thought you guys could do with some entertainment and I'm having another Doggerel Competition! I thoroughly enjoyed the last one- your entries were such fun!!

Here's the first line:

'I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm....'

Make that into a rhyme if you can!
Long or short as you like, leave it in the comments, and I'll pick a winner, ummmm....next Saturday?
If I don't have your email (and I do for all you regular folks!) please leave me an email contact?
I'll decide on the prize during the week, probably one of my usual mix'em gather'em envelopes of 'stuff'!!!

Howzat? Sound good?

Looking forward to your entries, amigos! (What's 'worm' in Spanish?)

12 comments:

  1. It's our wedding anniversary on Monday and I've already been thinking about a doggerel verse for my card, the dafter the better of course. So now I'm in the mood I'll have to start thinking of rhymes for worm.

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  2. This is very challenging with my limited vocabulary, but I'll start thinking of something. Last time was so much fun.

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  3. After reading your challenge, this just popped into my mind and I can't get it out. It is being left here with you in hopes that it will leave me.... - I hope to ponder and come up with something a little more respectable orrrrrr not. Eh!?

    I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
    Glad as I can be
    I jump up into someone's mouth
    And come out in their pee

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  4. I'm still thinking about it :-)
    x x x

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  5. Worm in Spanish:- gusano, I think...........
    OR SO THE DICTIONARY SAY's :-)
    x x x
    O.K. I still haven't thought of a worm rhyme... I will, give me time
    x x x

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  6. I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
    slitherin around.
    I have to watch the robins
    Then I go underground.

    I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
    slitherin around
    If I were outside really
    then you wouldn't want me to go down.
    :-)
    x x x
    Don't eat Jelly worms... they will make you FAT !

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  7. I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm...
    all I've ever got to do is squirm!

    Short and Sweet! HA! Love it!

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  8. I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm,
    We all look very fetching.
    And if someone tries to eat us,
    We're very good at stre-e-e-tching!

    I won't give up the day job!! :)

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  9. I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm,
    dirt is not for me.
    I hang out in the candy jar,
    as cute as I can be.

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  10. Well, here it is, for what it's worth (not much I fear)

    I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
    Pink and red and yellow,
    The black one thinks that he’s a sperm,
    A most important fellow.

    I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
    Much curvier and skinnier
    Please don’t confuse me with a germ
    Although we look quite similar

    I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
    So long and thin and stretchy
    Though if you try to make me squirm
    You’ll find I get quite tetchy

    I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
    And really quite attractive
    I’d love to have a curly perm
    And then I’d be quite active

    I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
    Although I have no hair
    There really is no other term
    Than ‘’he’s so debonair’.

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  11. I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
    In the dirt I don't squirm
    Instead to your teeth I stick
    Eat too many I'll make you sick

    A poet I'm not. :)

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  12. heckety, I thought 'tequila' was spanish for worm:)hehehe well, it's close!

    i'm glad that i'm a jelly worm
    jammed with sugary goodness
    people laugh and eat me
    with giggles of delight
    far better than a dirt worm
    that never sees daylight

    yep, won't quit the day job...Shakespeare place in history is affirmed

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