Wanted: Camels

If the Magi had advertised for camels before they set out on the journey to Bethlehem, how do you think they might have phrased their ad?

Wanted:

Sturdy Camels With Inbuilt Astral Tracking GPS.

Duration of Journey: Unknown.

Destination: Unknown.

Project Sponsor: Yahweh, God of the Jews.

Purpose: Greatest PR Event in History.

Hmmm....Any better ideas?

And just for thought, one of my favourite poems: The Journey of the Magi. (TS Elliot)