Gaudi...you remember Gaudi? He of the fancy architecture in Barcelona, broken tiles stuck on stuff, colour, design and all that inspiring jazz?
I got a book out of the Library on 'The Complete Works of Gaudi' and set it on the dining table ready for a spare moment's reading.
Along comes the Hub, glances at it and remarks- 'Gaudi! Another bloomin' quilter I suppose...'
Huh?