It has been a strange week since I've either been out visiting or lying in a dark room with a migraine which wouldn't go away.
Nothing has been achieved.
As a result, dear reader, I am abandoning this week and beginning afresh on Monday...or as the businesses say:
Closed until further notice.
Closed due to circumstances beyond our control.
Have you ever seen a notice:-
Closed due to lack of interest?
Or even:-
Closed due to the inadequacy of your Homefront Correspondent?
Until Monday, folks!