How many of us get up in the night and use the bathroom without switching on the light?
I do.
How many of us are silly enough to do the same in a friend's place?
I am...
Not only is it quite disorienting to shut the door and find oneself in pitch blackness with no notion of the location of the loo, but it is even more unsettling when one thinks one knows where to rest one's naked backside only to either fall off the edge of the seat due to miscalculation, or to miss it entirely and hit cold tiles...
Yes well.
I'm staying at a friend's place just now as you can probably tell...