Saturday, 26 June 2010

Doggerel Contest!

Remember I said as how it was my one year Bloggiversary recently? Well I thought you guys could do with some entertainment and I'm having another Doggerel Competition! I thoroughly enjoyed the last one- your entries were such fun!!

Here's the first line:

'I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm....'

Make that into a rhyme if you can!
Long or short as you like, leave it in the comments, and I'll pick a winner, Saturday?
If I don't have your email (and I do for all you regular folks!) please leave me an email contact?
I'll decide on the prize during the week, probably one of my usual mix'em gather'em envelopes of 'stuff'!!!

Howzat? Sound good?

Looking forward to your entries, amigos! (What's 'worm' in Spanish?)


Amanda said...

It's our wedding anniversary on Monday and I've already been thinking about a doggerel verse for my card, the dafter the better of course. So now I'm in the mood I'll have to start thinking of rhymes for worm.

Ulla said...

This is very challenging with my limited vocabulary, but I'll start thinking of something. Last time was so much fun.

Gran - Knot-y Embroidery Lady said...

After reading your challenge, this just popped into my mind and I can't get it out. It is being left here with you in hopes that it will leave me.... - I hope to ponder and come up with something a little more respectable orrrrrr not. Eh!?

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
Glad as I can be
I jump up into someone's mouth
And come out in their pee

soggibottom said...

I'm still thinking about it :-)
x x x

soggibottom said...

Worm in Spanish:- gusano, I think...........
x x x
O.K. I still haven't thought of a worm rhyme... I will, give me time
x x x

soggibottom said...

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
slitherin around.
I have to watch the robins
Then I go underground.

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
slitherin around
If I were outside really
then you wouldn't want me to go down.
x x x
Don't eat Jelly worms... they will make you FAT !

Jingle said...

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm...
all I've ever got to do is squirm!

Short and Sweet! HA! Love it!

Griselda Pugh said...

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm,
We all look very fetching.
And if someone tries to eat us,
We're very good at stre-e-e-tching!

I won't give up the day job!! :)

ladydi said...

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm,
dirt is not for me.
I hang out in the candy jar,
as cute as I can be.

Amanda said...

Well, here it is, for what it's worth (not much I fear)

I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
Pink and red and yellow,
The black one thinks that he’s a sperm,
A most important fellow.

I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
Much curvier and skinnier
Please don’t confuse me with a germ
Although we look quite similar

I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
So long and thin and stretchy
Though if you try to make me squirm
You’ll find I get quite tetchy

I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
And really quite attractive
I’d love to have a curly perm
And then I’d be quite active

I’m glad that I’m a jelly worm
Although I have no hair
There really is no other term
Than ‘’he’s so debonair’.

Janet said...

I'm glad that I'm a jelly worm
In the dirt I don't squirm
Instead to your teeth I stick
Eat too many I'll make you sick

A poet I'm not. :)

Trishia said...

heckety, I thought 'tequila' was spanish for worm:)hehehe well, it's close!

i'm glad that i'm a jelly worm
jammed with sugary goodness
people laugh and eat me
with giggles of delight
far better than a dirt worm
that never sees daylight

yep, won't quit the day job...Shakespeare place in history is affirmed


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