Labour Saving Device, of course...what did you think I meant?
I had a brainwave this morning, bit late for me, but I'm telling you so that you may practise it if you have the opportunity:
Name your child after a leading store brand of clothing and you will NEVER have to sew on another name tape! And if you intend having several children and you don't want their clothes getting mixed up then use several store names.
One's children may object to having names like Primark, Dunnes, Next, Atmosphere, Land's End, JC Penney, Monsoon, etc but only think of the time saved when it comes to packing for summer camps, ski trips, school trips and all that sort of thing.
I'll leave you to consider my brainwave, and if you think of any more LSDs I'd be grateful if you'd pass them along to me please?
And do you think I should patent this idea?
Gotta go, the sun is splitting the rocks and there is the matter of a few triffids needing annihilating in the garden...