So...you thought yesterday was funny?
Well Heckety struck again.
You see the Postbox nearest to school has a bit of a narrow aperture, but since letters tend to be fairly thin its usually fine.
This afternoon after posting a letter rather bulkier than usual I realised half way down The Mall that I hadn't heard it fall down inside. Now if it had been something boring I would have thought 'stuff it', but it wasn't, it was an envelope of poems written by third class for a competition, very exceedingly ultra important.
Back I went and sure enough I could feel the envelope jammed against the top but couldn't shift it.
I got out pen and paper and wrote a note to the postman to explain that there was a letter jammed against the top of the letterbox, so please could he retrieve it.
And I posted the note.
One tries. One is trying. One is tried.
One is found wanting.