Private Letter to the Human Using Our House:
Dear Human,
The snails in the kitchen bees tellin' us that you had been publicatin' epistolaries to us-es, but since they is bein' without opposable thumbses they bees unable to recriprocation.
Thus we bugses is replyin' to yous recently letter.
We bugses be appreciate your acknowlegeishness that we is being here before yous. We bees also appreciatin' yous anxiousness not to troddon us-es.
In the spirit of co-operativeness we bugses will be attemptin' to modification us socialise at the specificationly hours yous mentions, but bees askin' yous understandingness if we overstrays at times. You didna bees mentionin' the music but we will bees endeavourin' to keep it within the bounds of respectability voluminous, and not bees havin' 'The Ugly Bug Ball' on repeat moren one night outta six. Anyhow the moths do bees prefer the sountrack to 'Antz'. Wez wonna be involvin' yous in our inter-bugsesatory disputations.
With thankins for yous continues sufferancingness for us first-people-bugses,
Regardnessification,
BugsesInTheBathroom.
P.S. The Snails would be signin' too if they were havin' opposable thumbses.
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Thursday, 2 October 2014
Monday, 24 June 2013
Grouchy Grumbles
...people who fail to wipe the counter after snacking- detest mucky counters and table top...
...people who walk off and leave dirty coffee cups around my flat, the coffee table is ok, its localised...
...except when they dump dirty items on top of whatever I am working on, even if it IS on the coffee table.
...clean FOLDED laundry tumbled onto the floor...
...castaway shoes in the living room, kitchen, bathroom- the place for shoes is on the feet, under the bed or in the cupboard. Thank you.
...cold greasy washing up water left 'just in case.' I'd rather you threw it out, cleaned the bowl/sink and ran a fresh lot if you need to do more washing up...on the rare occasion you actually notice there is any to be done...
...wrappers of ANY description NOT in the bin- paranoid about rodents? Moi?
...dirty bathroom sink- how difficult is it to run the sponge around the sink when you are done? yes, that yellow and green item on the corner is 'the sponge' and you are welcome to use it anytime.
You can call me Groucho Marks in future- that way I'll get Marks for being Grouchy.
What was his mother thinking when she called him 'Groucho' anyway?...or was that a nickname- must look him up...Google-wise, I know he's dead thanks.
Grrrrr-ness.
...people who walk off and leave dirty coffee cups around my flat, the coffee table is ok, its localised...
...except when they dump dirty items on top of whatever I am working on, even if it IS on the coffee table.
...clean FOLDED laundry tumbled onto the floor...
...castaway shoes in the living room, kitchen, bathroom- the place for shoes is on the feet, under the bed or in the cupboard. Thank you.
...cold greasy washing up water left 'just in case.' I'd rather you threw it out, cleaned the bowl/sink and ran a fresh lot if you need to do more washing up...on the rare occasion you actually notice there is any to be done...
...wrappers of ANY description NOT in the bin- paranoid about rodents? Moi?
...dirty bathroom sink- how difficult is it to run the sponge around the sink when you are done? yes, that yellow and green item on the corner is 'the sponge' and you are welcome to use it anytime.
You can call me Groucho Marks in future- that way I'll get Marks for being Grouchy.
What was his mother thinking when she called him 'Groucho' anyway?...or was that a nickname- must look him up...Google-wise, I know he's dead thanks.
Grrrrr-ness.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
Posh Bathroom!
There's a hotel in Rosses Point, a fairly modest and comfortable hotel, which is home to the most all-time favourite bathroom of my girls:
Its amazing and bizarre and friends are regularly taken to the hotel for tea after a beach walk to be marched along to inspect the loo!!
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