Today I was clearing out some cupboards which badly needed the attention and found this old chestnut...goodness knows where it came from originally because I have no recollection! I do, however, remember finding it hilariously funny at the time.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independant, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating egological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
'Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy for doing so.'
That night, as the princess dined sumptiously on an repast of lightly sautéd froglegs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
'I don't think so.'
4 comments:
Yup, always liked that one. I heard it as "I don't [swearing] think so."
Adds to the effect, don't you think?
Atta girl!
I know you have kissed that stone :-)
Love to see yer babes ALWAYS... miss you when your not there.. but you know that !
Lot of love and Luvs :-)
:-) X X X
Frogs always have a gold pass in our garden by the way :-) XXXXXXXXXXXX
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