Wednesday, 22 July 2009


In my next life I want to be a bear.

If you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup!...Gonna be a bear.

(sent to me by my sister many years ago, and held onto for the bad times- it usually cheers me up. Enjoy your day Sister Bears!)


Kim said...

Yes, I think she's right--I want to be a bear too! LOL!

Heckety said...

Glad you liked it- that one was for you and me both! Thank you for visiting!

Micki said...

Yes, besides them being so cute, you brought up some good points.

Heckety said...

I'm not sure they're so cute- I was chased by two bears in Yosemite when I was little, my Dad never moved so fast before or since! But I love teddy bears...


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