So you know the way Ireland is saucer shaped, geologically speaking, mountains around the edges and all them bogs and flat farmland in the middle?
D'you know why it’s so?
I’ve a theory...it’s to keep all the water in and to make sure we float.
Put a saucer in a bucket of water and you'll see.
But here's the thing now; if you get too much water into the middle of the saucer what happens?
So I’m just thinking here, that if anyone has immediate access to the climatic tap that's doing the unending dripping on Ireland, they might want to take a wrench to the valve and shut it off for a bit, before we either drown or sink???
And no, I wouldn't fancy living in the Sahara, and yes, I kinda like the emeraldishness of this island, but c'mon haven't we enough water to be going on with for now?